May 2009
26 posts
To my lovely BUS passengers
Greetings from your friendly bus driver! I greatly appreciate your efforts to speed things along for all of us by hopping out of your seat and striding up the aisle toward the door while we’re still a block or so from your stop. However, I must point out that this actually costs us more time because when I see you in my mirror I must slow down and do everything much more slowly. Why do you...
Fluent Russian - m4w - 42
You have wonderful green eyes as cold as emeralds. Your accent was a nice punctuation to a smile that would coach angels from the clouds, and a body that would make them wish to know the pleasures only a man could know. Most likely you are apt to use them to bring men to your every need. You are young and have every right to do so, just wanted to let you know this older man’s mind was captivated...
To My High School Girlfriend (Northern Ky)
This is to my High School Girlfriend of many many years ago. I just want to apologize to you for the way I acted back when we were teenagers, I wish then I knew how to treat a girl right for if I did I wouldn’t be writing this now. I remember back when we first met I was working on my car and you and your girlfriend ( whom I knew) walked up to see what I was doing. You wore long braided...
I miss you
It is one of life’s tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life…And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life…and now you can barely look at...
Do you even realize?
If someone loves you, they don’t just give up on you, right? Well, if I put any stock into the crap I hear, then apparently I’m in love with/fucking/married to several different characters, none of whom do I actually have a relationship with! I have no one to hold or to hold me, AND I get treated like shit by people who demean me and/or believe crazy rumors which they condescendingly...
Yet...another....tumblr →
Decided to do a cover song a day as well…yay music!
josh from the frat house on 15th - w4m
I’m pregnant.
Eat For Two - 10,000 Maniacs
Pink shoelaces, tie me up. - w4m - 28 (Mercury...
Saw you last night at Mercury Hall. Your pink shoelaces and your blue tuxedo made me feel like god was jamming his fingers in my vagina. Would’ve dragged you to the ladies’, but last year’s resolution was no more sex in bathrooms. This year’s is more sex in bathrooms. Tell me what color dress I was wearing and which part of me you bit, so I know you’re not just a sexy...
wishing for those few hours naked with you - w4m -...
Rusty Hurley I so miss you and long for those few naked hours we had when you were cheating on your wife at the time. I hope you are very happy now in your new life
******
B - Passive aggressive much?? Way to out your cheating ex lover under the guise of a missed connection! Hell hath no fury…
The Prowl - Dan Auerbach
A White Girl-Central Line west bound, 05.05.09...
This morning (05.05.2009) in central line (west bound) at around 8:45 am, you were a white girl with blond hairs, very broad eyes, wearing black coat, listening to your iPod with white headphones. Me was a tall young person with indian look wearing suit with designer glasses on. You and me got in at Liverpool street. You got off at Tottenham Court Road station. You stood very close with your back...
Jewish girl who passed out in my bed - m4w
You: Jewish, attractive and drunk Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk In case you were as blacked out as I think you were, I feel as though I should reintroduce myself. You were dancing around and enjoying the festive cake and brownies at the JCC inaugural bar mitzvah…I mean inaugural ball, before cabbing to Chinatown and passing out in my bed. Nothing...
very pretty woman at the Ray Lamontagne concert -...
you were mature, beautiful. We talked…held hands, and had an oddly unexpected connection at the concert. I have never been a believer in love at first site, but wow. Your husband and my wife never knew it happened. Unbelievable. I actually wrote a song about you. Where are you?
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B- Wow! Holding hands at a show with someone, WHILE standing next to your husband/wife. Gamble everything...
The beautiful girl who works at the DVT... - m4w -...
For the girl who works at the DVT… I am sooooo in love with you. I have been forever… You are on my mind always and forever will… I can only dream to be your husband one day. You would be the queen of all queens if you was my wife. There is no doubt that we was meant for each other. Hopefully you will smile the next time I see you because it gives me more life than any...
Weekly Mixtape 5/06/2009
long shot here......but what do i have to loose?!...
you and your son were in the barber shop on tuesday, may 5! your son has red hair….and he was getting his haircut. you and i exchanged more than several glances……you were smiling at me and i knew there was more going on than you wanted others to know about i though you were hot!!!!!!!!!!! you were taller and beefy…..very hot!! IF THERE WAS MORE GOING ON…..PLEASE...
At the Gas Station… - w4m - 25
I was so excited to finally be putting gas in my car that I barely noticed you standing there looking at me.
Me: 25 years old blonde 5′ tall 100 lbs
You: mid-40’s sweaty ripped and stained blue jeans no shirt
When you came up to me and asked me if anyone had told me that I was the ‘purdiest little thing in Ohio’, I knew it was meant to be. I could hardly resist you with your hairy chest...
Nickelback Concert - w4m
It was at the end of the concert and you were leaving with two of your friends (I believe you were in the middle) right between the stairs and the grass section. My gf and I walked by and you defintely caught my eye - you were going the opposite way but i defintely turned around to check you out again and you did the same. i was the girl in the really short skirt, black tank top, long blond hair...
Jesus, don't cry. You can rely on me, honey. - w4m...
OKAY. LOOK. I get it. I’m totally fucked up. I get crazy sometimes. I’m fat. Sometimes, I drink too much. Never when you’re around, you’ve only seen me a lil tipsy. I smoke too many cigarettes. Read too many books. Have too many ideas. I don’t ride my bike enough. I’m not that mature, and, you hate that. Suck my dick, Sherlock, I’m 19. What do you...
Joe at the Richmond Red Lobster - m4m - 41...
I have just had the most enjoyable evening while dinning tonight (Saturday 4/24) at the Red Lobster in Richmond, Ky. I was greeted at the door by the most gorgeous looking young man I have every seen by the name of Joe. Yes, Joe I spent the entire night watching you show people to their tables trying to imagine in my mind how you would look if you were not wearing your white shirt and dark...
I'm on the barstool next to you - m4w - 51...
You were at the standup bar with some friends, i was in front of you at the bar. The top you had on looked really nice on you but it would look better on the floor at the end of my bed…hope to see you there again and talk, maybe even dance a little if the band doesn’t suck.
******
B- Stay classy Willowick.
The Dress Looks Nice on You - Sufjan Stevens
Why? find your own Mechanic! - m4w
I dont know why you have come back around? You are not a missed connection any more. Just a painful face to bring back hard memories which i have tried to forget. Can your cheater not Put air in a tire? Can he not jump star your car? They where my friends first and is my place to escape. Now you have run me off from there. WHY? I was faithful I did all of those things without hesitation. But it is...
drugstore dayton - m4m - 41 (dayton)
.you bought a box or 2 or condoms a couple of weeks ago, said u were going camping. can’t get u out of my mind. wondered if you were camping withall guys, your probably in your 20’s. i rung you up, manager at major drugstore day/kett area. married but look at all guys with condoms, but you were extra hot
Handshake Drugs - Wilco
hot for soc teacher - w4m - 21 (central classrooms...
I see you every Tuesday and Thursday, I can hardly concentrate on lecture because I’m too busy concentrating on you. Globalization has never seemed so interesting and I’ll talk about it all day if it means getting to be around Mr.M. I know you’ll never read this but if you do, just talk to me.
World Leader Pretend (Album Version) - Bill Berry
river romance - w4m - 26 (Olentangy)
You: Handsome young fellow, bright blue shorts, no shirt. I caught you peeing in the Olentangy River while wandering off the bike path. Me: Medium height and build, long brown hair. Slightly embarrassed, very intrigued. Message me with where I caught you, and maybe we can meet up sometime?
Find The River ( LP Version ) - Bertis Downs
Erica?I lost your number-Summer'08 - m4w (north)
This is Mike,we hooked up twice and planned on coming over to watch a movie-but I lost your number. I can still feel the softness of your lips. Reply and its on again.
Movies - Alien Ant Farm